I seem to be in that kind of mood...

And since I'm working my way through the Guards books - again - I thought I'd see what it turned up - can't say I'm totally shocked ;-)

You scored as Lord Havelock Vetinari. You are Lord Vetinari! Supreme ruler of Ankh-Morpork! Cool, calculated, and always in control. You graduated from the assassins guild, but failed a course on stealth and camouflage, because the professor never saw you there (even though you attended every class). You always seem to know what everyone is thinking, and after a conversation with you, people feel that they have just escaped certain death. </td> Lord Havelock Vetinari 69% Greebo 63% Carrot Ironfounderson 50% Commander Samuel Vimes 50% Death 50% Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax 50% Rincewind 50% The Librarian 50% Cohen The Barbarian 31% Gytha (Nanny) Ogg 31% Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com

Fic things

I'm not sure I'm entirely happy with this, but then I don't think I've ever been entirely happy with anything I've written *shrug* the curse of the perpetual editor.

Anyway, this is sort of for darthhellokitty who has probably forgotten she even asked for this, it was so long ago ;-)

This is part of the epic, but it's a flashback fic and doesn't really tie to any particular part of the story, so it can be read as a standalone... although obviously if you've read at least as far as The First Regret you'll have much more of a clue and not be going WTF all the time ;-)

( The Paragon of Animals )