...what. the. fuck? Seriously. I go to bed with a head full of tedious self-analysis and vague thoughts about future angst in the wingfic and you wake me up at 5.30am with *this*. Where did you get this from? This is not a complaint, please understand, this is sheer bafflement - also a fair amount of grogginess having been dragged out of bed at 5.45am to write it down before I forgot.
This is such crack - also, I want someone to draw me a picture, I have the mental image very clearly, but it needs to be shared better than I can do with words. Are you sure this isn't supposed to be evildrem
's or perhaps jhava
's?( Cut for bizarre dream drabble )